INTERVENTION
Crazy ladies have 1000 cats, right? You're NOT crazy if you DON'T have 1000 cats, right? It's OKAY if, instead of cats, you have 1000 BOXES OF CHEERIOS OR CHEERIO-TYPE CEREALS, right?!
This is not a hypothetical question.
I think have a problem.
I can't stop buying/storing/eating Cheerios or Cheerio-type cereals. Today I purchased a brand new box of Honey Nut Cheerios at Duane Reade for the bargain price of $3.99. That is a good deal in this town. I have been eating this box, in milk-moistened and dry varieties, ALL DAY. I swear to God a single Cheerio just rolled out of my sleeve. And I pulverized another single Cheerio with the heel of my boot a little while ago. It was an accident, little guy.
Meanwhile, I just bought Trader Joe's brand Honey-O's TWO DAYS AGO. And I have a half-eaten box of Healthy-O's from Whole Foods sitting in my pantry. And last night I ate some Golden Grahams. I know those aren't Cheerio's, but ARE THEY NOT A GATEWAY CEREAL TO HARDER grahams/pops/flakes?
I have a problem. And I am asking for help.
This is not a hypothetical question.
I think have a problem.
I can't stop buying/storing/eating Cheerios or Cheerio-type cereals. Today I purchased a brand new box of Honey Nut Cheerios at Duane Reade for the bargain price of $3.99. That is a good deal in this town. I have been eating this box, in milk-moistened and dry varieties, ALL DAY. I swear to God a single Cheerio just rolled out of my sleeve. And I pulverized another single Cheerio with the heel of my boot a little while ago. It was an accident, little guy.
Meanwhile, I just bought Trader Joe's brand Honey-O's TWO DAYS AGO. And I have a half-eaten box of Healthy-O's from Whole Foods sitting in my pantry. And last night I ate some Golden Grahams. I know those aren't Cheerio's, but ARE THEY NOT A GATEWAY CEREAL TO HARDER grahams/pops/flakes?
I have a problem. And I am asking for help.
posted by Megan at 4:53 PM
3 Comments:
There is only one thing that can save you from a certain CheeriOverdose. This is it:
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Though the only way to get off the "Bumpers" is methadone.
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