Tuesday, April 03, 2007

I'M THE GUY. NO, I'M THE GUY.

I'll buy you that cheeseburger. I'll eat the fries from your plate. We'll share apple pie my way, hot, with a scoop of vanilla. We both like the waiter, and the waiter likes us. He's refilling our cups and you're drinking coffee even though you don't drink coffee. I'll think about this later and wish I was more and less of a girl.