Sunday, July 22, 2007


You're asking for trouble if you go to El Sombrero (aka "The Hat") with two of your favorite girls and order TWO PITCHERS of frozen strawberry margaritas. You're asking for trouble if you make quick work of those pitchers and afterwards pass by a tiny Japanese restaurant advertising $7 Sake Bombs. Because you will be forced to stop inside the tiny Japanese restaurant wherein you (me) will drink (chug) a Sake Bomb and then finish up half of another Sake Bomb because it is very clear that you (I) are (am) the alcoholic in the group as evidenced by your (my) neverending tolerance (inability to "feel the buzz"). You're asking for trouble if you pass by American Apparal while three sheets to the wind because you (we) will go inside and purchase MATCHING GREEN UNITARDS and color-coordinated terrycloth spa bathrobes and WEAR SAID GET-UPS OUT OF THE STORE. You're just asking for it, you're really asking for it if you (we) show up at a very crowded party in the aforementioned get-ups and CONTINUE TO DRINK. Because one girl will quickly go home to vomit, and the two of you remaining will have about an hour's worth of fun before it becomes very clear that the best venue for such ridiculous outfits is the bedroom. And not for kinky reasons but for passed-out-drunk-gripping-a-vibrating-cellphone-which-nevertheless-fails-to-wake-you-(me)-up reasons.


Blogger Justin said...

So I guess I captured the high point of this night!

5:45 PM  
Blogger dong dong23 said...

christian louboutin shoes
michael kors outlet clearance
fitflop shoes
cheap oakley sunglasses
fitflops sale clearance
ugg boots outlet
air max sale
oakley vault
polo ralph lauren
tiffany and co

1:53 AM  
Blogger azam sadeghi said...

Hi, thanks for your help
تابلو چلنيوم
تابلو برجسته
تابلو استيل

11:06 AM  
Anonymous اجاره خودرو said...

اجاره خودرو

4:10 AM  
Blogger ali sadeghi said...

I’m glad that you shared this useful info with us. thank you

امروزه تنوع تابلو تبليغاتي بسيار گسترش پيدا کرده است و در مدلهاي مختلف انواع تابلو استيل ، تابلو سر در مغازه ، ‏ترموود سر درب ، نماي چوبي سر درب مغازه ، تابلوسازي ترموود ، تابلو مغازه چوبي ، لایت باکس چوبی ، ساخت تابلو تبليغاتي مناسب ، ‏قيمت تابلو مغازه چوبي ، تابلو چلنيوم جديد ، تابلو چلنيوم طلايي ، انواع تابلو چلنيوم ، تابلو تبليغاتي ‏مغازه ، طراحی بيلبورد ، تابلوهاي سر درب ، تابلوهاي فروشگاهي ، حروف برجسته ، تابلو حروف برجسته ، تابلو روان ، تابلو برجسته ، ‏تابلو استيل ‏ارزان ، تابلو چلنيوم ارزان و ساير مواد مي باشد که قيمت و کيفيت تابلوها کاملا متفاوت است براي مثال قيمت تابلو حروف برجسته با ‏قيمت تابلو برجسته کاملا متمايز است پس براي سفارش تابلوهاي تبليغاتي به شرکت ها و موسسات معتبر ‏مراجعه نماييد

8:40 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home