Monday, May 08, 2006

GET BERRIED IN CREAM!

THAT'S the slogan for Dr. Pepper's new Berries & Cream? REALLY?! According to the company website this "refreshing" beverage combines the one of a kind flavor of Dr. Pepper with the smooth indulgent taste of cream and a refreshing hint of berry. Get lost in the flavor. Get berried in cream.

This is 100% crazy. Basically, my soul's mate writes copy in the ad department at Dr. Pepper Corporate, because only an insane jokester would submit that terribly punny line to promote SOMETHING YOU DRINK. It's something I would write if I HATED MY BOSS and MY JOB and were PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY LOOKING TO GET FIRED.

But Dr. Pepper Corporate bought it. They liked the line. Actually, they LOVED the line!

It is SO INAPPROPRIATE, I'm literally GOBSMACKED that it exists.

Also: I am going to buy a Dr. Pepper's Berries & Cream IMMEDIATELY.

3 Comments:

Blogger crabbydad said...

I don't mean to be crude, but it sounds like Dr. Pepper is engaging in some sort of sick beverage bukkake, or something.

For shame, Dr. Pepper.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

i know. seriously. it's deranged.

still need to try it!

(the drink! i need to try the drink!)

2:04 PM  
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