WHAT A SO TASTY!

My ex-boyfriend went to Japan and photographed all his meals there. He then sent me a link so that I could mouthterbate to the pictures. Thank you ex-boyfriend: you're one in a million.

This is my favorite one because of the subtly threatening line, "Our pursuing tastiness will never stop". Seriously? That's amazing. It's amazing for like, a thousand reasons, but one of them is this: last night, my fortune cookie totally said, "Don't stop now." At first I thought "That's what she said." Then I thought (only after giving myself the ol' High Five for my first thought), "WTF?" And now, after looking at this picture, I'm thinking: "Whoa, what a precient fortune cookie!" That's right, everybody: Don't stop! Never stop! Sounds Good!