Friday, March 31, 2006

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

My Appetite is missing. I think I need to post a picture of it on some milk cartons, stat. IT IS GONE! Oh, my hungry little stomach...why aren't you giving me the business? Where did your grumbles go? I MISS you, Appetite; you were my lodestar!

Yesterday I was so put off food that I could manage to chew and swallow literally three bites of a gross lentils and rice combo from Rocket Wraps. Then my friend invited me to get a drink, so I forced myself to sip on a Bud Light: The Serf of Beers. 3/4 into it I was ZOOTED. At least an empty stomach makes me a cheap date! A cheap and ZOOTED date who is able to laugh and cry at the same time! I AM AN EMOTIONAL MULTI-TASKER.

But I am not hungry.

And now it is today and I haven't eaten and I can't imagine eating and I'm so used to being a slave to my Appetite that I almost don't know what to do with myself. It's affecting the way I plan my day! Normally I spend a good 3.5 hours anticipating the day's meals, but because my Appetite RAN AWAY or WAS KIDNAPPED I don't know what to do with all this extra time!

I miss the hunger. I like being hungry. It forces me to do something about it.

I'm very interesting!

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps you have a slight spring fever.
Try liquids.
NOT the alcoholic type..........

1:06 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

oh i DEFINITELY have spring fever.

but i'm not sure it's to blame for my loss of appetite.

cute boys make me hungry!

1:22 PM  
Blogger crabbydad said...

I think you were cursed by the frog whose legs you devoured the other night. Maybe it wasn't a frog, after all. Maybe it was a prince who had been turned into a frog by an evil witch. Maybe it was YOUR prince. But now you'll never know, because you ate his legs.

And you wonder why you aren't hungry?

1:36 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

uh oh. by your logic, chocky, i didn't just eat my prince. i flushed him, or at least his digested legs, down the toilet.

that is bad karma.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Laura said...

This post would make much more sense if you kept the original ending to your last post. Be brave Megan. It made me well up a little and THAT'S OK! So don't be ambiguous and play coy with us-- some of us read the original ending and appreciated it and felt for you and remembered when our broken hearts led to broken appetites.

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