Monday, April 17, 2006

THE FIRST BITE IS THE DEEPEST

Turkey Chili. First bite: DELICIOUS. Last bite: VOMIT.

Why? How? What is The Lesson in all this?

Time changes EVERYTHING!

OR

Eat faster.

7 Comments:

Blogger crabbydad said...

C'mon. It's because you can't stop eating it, even as the temperature cools off.

Everyone knows it's hard to quick eating... cold turkey!

[SFX: rimshot]

Thank you, try the veal.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

you're fired.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Chocky.
"Quick" eating, meaning cuticles; nails; etc.
or,
"Quit eating", as in stop; cease; end; etc.
Moral?
Fingers out of your mouth;
Stop.

7:54 PM  
Blogger crabbydad said...

Yeah, I meant "quit." DAMN!

I guess sometimes I just don't know when to quick.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is the title of this post referring to eating you?

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey randy you could have been class-less, you could have been rude but you've been so much more!!and you wonder why she only responds to chocky??

3:44 PM  
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