Tuesday, June 06, 2006

DO IT. DO IT NOW

You don't need to drop hundred dollar bills at those Hedonism Resorts for a Real Good Time. Instead, do this:

Grab $1.50 in change or bills or a combination of the two.
Find Second Avenue between 6th and 7th Street, the west side of the street.
Walk into Moishe's Kosher Bakery.
Wait your turn in line.
Order an Apple Strudel.
Pay for it.
Eat it.

*PLEASURE!














*herpes-free

2 Comments:

Blogger crabbydad said...

You guys have herpes free strudels in New York?! Damn, we only have herpetic strudels in Michigan. They're fine, as long as you eat around the chancres.

11:23 PM  
Blogger spo said...

how much if i want one with herpes?

2:53 AM  

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