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So, uh...

I kind of accidentally ended up sort of drinking an entire bottle of Rheingau 2005 Riesling Kabinett "Edition Maximilian" the other night.

By myself.

While watching Intervention on A&E.

Hey: I used a pretty glass! It's not like I'm smoking Speedballs in my parents' garage!

Wait: My parents don't have a garage.